Enjoy The Journey
Thwap! My friend Tyler nailed him square in the chest with a foam ball, just inches from his face. “Chin up big guy, you’ll get it next time,” was Tyler’s sarcastic taunt. Chances are though he wasn’t going to get it next time, or the time after that, or the time after that. 10 year old boys aren’t meant to catch dodge balls thrown at them by 27 year old men from 10 feet … [Read more...]
It was a long week. Too many hours were spent staring blankly through the windshield of my car while listening to a static laced frequency that was once filled with beautiful music; inside the state of Colorado. God, Wyoming is boring. By the way, is it possible to contract herpes from your car seat due to extended periods of driving in a sweat soaked seat? Not saying that I have the … [Read more...]
There’s no glory in having your birthday fall near Easter. I’m not one to blaspheme, typically, but I’ve become a little upset with Jesus in the last few years. His Birthday is December 25th, everyone knows that. Catholics, Christians, Presbyterians, and countless other religious denominations that have popped up out of nowhere all celebrate his birth on that day. Hell, even … [Read more...]
If my phone had an IQ it would be 75. That’s right up there with Forrest Gump. By no means would my phone be a member of Mensa. You would probably spot him getting off the short bus, wearing a helmet. But that doesn’t mean he’s dumb… he’s special. I love him just the way he is. By no means is he as old fashioned as the brick phone Zack Morris used to carry around. He’s … [Read more...]
I slid my middle finger into the crevice and began gently opening the envelope; trying my best not to rip it in half. My fat fingers have a tendency to ruin any task that requires a gentle separation of paper and adhesive. Whether it’s tape, glue, or that weird sticky stuff they put on the back of gift cards, there’s little chance any portion of the paper is going to remain intact if … [Read more...]
