You Reap What You Sew

Reap What You Sew

I spent most of my Sunday morning sewing my pajama pants back together. I emphasize most of my morning because I’m not extremely talented with a needle and thread.  Though one would think with all of the patch work I’ve done my skills would be a little more honed.  I’m blaming my fat fingers for my sewing ineptitude. It had gotten to the point that each time I would go to slide on my … [Read more...]

No Thank You, I Brought My Own

I Brought My Own

The employee who greeted me at the entrance had a very intrigued look upon her face.  I mean honestly, who brings their own shopping cart to the grocery store? I do. Two things come to mind when you see a man walking down the street pushing a shopping cart full of empty grocery bags: he’s homeless (the most probable) or he’s about to hop on the back and begin racing down the … [Read more...]

366: Is It More Than A Number?

Leap Year

It’s a facet of life I have zero control over. Yet I always find myself wishing for more of it: time. Today is the day that wish comes true.  Once every four years we are blessed with 366 days in a calendar year instead of 365.  But will this extra time even be of use to me, or will it fall through the cracks going unnoticed and unappreciated? There is never enough. This is the belief … [Read more...]

Jesus Saves

Religious Advisor

It was the phrase printed on a man’s sign as he marched through the city. Jesus Saves. I was walking downtown to meet a couple of friends for lunch when I spotted the evangelical billboard roaming the streets. The type font was bold, not handwritten like you would expect, but neatly printed on a sturdy, yellow plastic board roughly 2’x 3’.  The employees at FedEx Office must have … [Read more...]

Vastus Lateralis

Vastus Lateralus

Even before the buildup and anticipation to what was surely to be an amazing show, I had very lofty expectations for the Tool show that was to be in Reno, Nevada on January 14, 2012.  My last run-in with Maynard, et al was just under 2 years ago in San Francisco at the Bill Graham Civic Center.  Despite my somewhat crazed ideology of incessantly listening to Tool, never once have I experienced a … [Read more...]