Are You Where You’re Meant to Be?

You Are Here

What if you are exactly where you’re meant to be? What if every single moment that has led up to this point in time needed to happen exactly as it did? What if every triumphant, happy, giggling, laughing, crying, disappointing, upsetting, terrifying, incredible, and euphoric moment was necessary for you to become who you are right now? Would that relieve any of the anxiety and … [Read more...]

I Had to Get This Off My Chest, and Now I’m Late For Work

I Just Had to Let It Out

There has rarely been a day in the last two years where I haven’t thought, “Am I doing the right thing?”  It’s an extremely difficult question to answer and for some reason I keep coming up with the answer “no.” There are moments of desperation in which I think of nothing else than how I can become a better writer, speaker, and entertainer. That’s when I try to write more, … [Read more...]

You Reap What You Sew

Reap What You Sew

I spent most of my Sunday morning sewing my pajama pants back together. I emphasize most of my morning because I’m not extremely talented with a needle and thread.  Though one would think with all of the patch work I’ve done my skills would be a little more honed.  I’m blaming my fat fingers for my sewing ineptitude. It had gotten to the point that each time I would go to slide on my … [Read more...]

No Thank You, I Brought My Own

I Brought My Own

The employee who greeted me at the entrance had a very intrigued look upon her face.  I mean honestly, who brings their own shopping cart to the grocery store? I do. Two things come to mind when you see a man walking down the street pushing a shopping cart full of empty grocery bags: he’s homeless (the most probable) or he’s about to hop on the back and begin racing down the … [Read more...]

He’s Not a Dumbphone, He’s Just… Special

Dumbphone

If my phone had an IQ it would be 75. That’s right up there with Forrest Gump.  By no means would my phone be a member of Mensa.  You would probably spot him getting off the short bus, wearing a helmet. But that doesn’t mean he’s dumb… he’s special. I love him just the way he is. By no means is he as old fashioned as the brick phone Zack Morris used to carry around.  He’s … [Read more...]